Robert Gimli Bolton
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied

United Kingdom

why lass? ye dont want for me to haul ye off to me brig to get the booty now do ye?


How to describe me in a few words:

Theoretically impossible

But in full…

I suppose im somewhat of an enigma, an article of the unexplained.
Simply put… give me muffins / cupcakes and I am happy

The past events of my life have been pretty dull, but then there’s the music.
The music which burns my very soul, the music I get lost in. I find peace in chaos.
The music stirs emotions within. Some lead to a smile, others a tear.
But all music evokes a memory of a better time.

As I have said:
I am an enigma… an un-answered riddle.
The caffeine swirls through my body at a slow steady pace, my heart races to the beat of drums.
Life is good.

And yet, it still feels empty. I still get coffee cravings now and then… but I simply choose to drink tea instead. It has a strange calming effect on me.

The sweet taste of muffins eludes me, as does the taste of cupcakes…

I am the enigma, the muffin man.
Fear me…if you dare